I think you are dreaming.

Most of them go on WHTUS for around $100-$110 US when I was looking a few months ago - I didnt get one response from anyone here when I asked. Eventually I bought the owned licence.

If you have problems, why not get someone reliable to "broker" the purchase for you - you pay them the required amount via Direct Deposit, they then purchase the licence for you via a method that Vbulletin accepts ? Just a thought.